babyferaligator:

whoever ate the first sandwich must have been like “OH SHIT SON THIS IS BOMB AF”

homleschapel:

summer is real cute until every fuckin type of insect comes out of the 8th circle of hell

donnermaysilee:

I’m so unphotogenic what am I going to do when I’m famous

witchpop:

you know that girl you just called stupid?? she’s also ugly

merriamwebsterdictionary:

reasons why winter is better than summer:

• little to no insects (◕‿◕✿) 
• sweaters all the time (◠△◠✿)
• the air is nice and fresh smelling (◡‿◡✿)
• sometimes it snows and you get out of school \(◕‿◕✿)/
• snow is pretty (´･ω･`)
• no pollen (▰˘◡˘▰) 
• it gets darker faster so theres more nighttime and more time to look at the stars (ᅌᴗᅌ* )
• everything is dead just the way i like it (⊙‿⊙✿)

(Source: h4tsunemiku)

cigarsandcoke:

I’m stuck between wanting to be an adult, accomplishing a lot, and contributing a lot to society and lying on my floor, ignoring my responsibilities, and crying to sad songs alone in my room.

(Source: dignitea)

odolnost:

if you locked your boyfriend and your dog in a trunk for a week and then opened it the boyfriend would probably be pissed but the dog would be happy to see you also known as reasons why dogs are better than boyfriends